THE INAUGURAL BROWNIE TROOP SHIT FISHING DERBY (Now extended to Sun. 10/12)

[Muscles Marinara]

it is with great shame that today we announce to you the most unprestigious of all fishing derbies, the inaugural brownie troop "freshwater shit fishing derby". This event will take place nationwide and the entry process and rules are as follows:

each entrant must mail 10 dollars of u.s. cash to:

brownie troop fishing show
p.o. box 324
new hope, pa
18938

each entrant will then receive a custom BTFS tape measure via the u.s. mail, your ten dollars covers the cost of the tape measure and postage. The tape measure is nice, it is a 5 foot tape housed in a lovely plastic 3x2 case with our logo on the side. All fish must be photographed with the BTFS tape measure clearly in the frame. Fish will not be judged by weight, only by length alone, any entries not measured with your hand numbered tape will be disqualified. This is to discourage the killing of fish by bringing them to a tackle shop for weigh-ins. There is no reason to trust any of the entrants, myself included, but cheating is discouraged. All fish pictures must be mailed to [e-mail], although we are starting a forum specifically for this event which can viewed at:

http://brownietroop.ning.com
posting to the derby thread is highly encouraged.

the following fish will be recognized by the governing body (me) as follows:

Sunfish/Bluegill/Perch/Crappie/Rock Bass
Catfish, any species.
Carp

the trophies will be presented as follows:
largest in class (3 seperate trophies)
largest fish overall (wins the grand prize--a brand new Zebco rod and reel combo with hook and bobber starter kit.)


Fishing is unlimited to any body of water of your choosing. There are no restrictions on bait, tackle, or method of fishing. If you want to noodle in a 100lb catfish, then that is your right. The contest will begin upon receipt of your tape measure and end on October 12, 2008. No more entries will be accepted after September 26. the contest will be limited to 200 entrants, the amount of monogrammed tape measures I had printed. Join today, and be a part of the most shameful fishing derby known to mankind.

[Rob]

I just sent in 10 bucks and will be meditating on big sloppy catfish until I receive my tape measure. We get 50+ pounders down in Richmond with Cut Shad!

[alex]

any chance us australians could get our hands on one of those tape measures?

[aaron]

crazy catfish down here in the big muddy river. huge flathead and spoonbill.

its on motherfuckers

[Muscles Marinara]

if that catfish in your icon is an ordinary size fish for minnesota i dunno if 5 feet is enough.

[Rob]

Can this measuring tape measure the trophy size buzz I will be catching?

[voodoo lady]

I thought we were going to compare shits... damn.

[DutchOven32]

what about those 5 footer trouser snakes??

[valintine michael smith]

im pretty good at carryin tvs on my bike ! erwhatever....merp

[valintine michael smith]

is a five foot tape measure long enough? muhahahahaha******

[Josh]

Do whitefish count as shit fish? They're as shitty a fish as we have around here. They are bottom feeders so maybe they'll go in the carp category.