Brownie Troop 666

THE INAUGURAL BROWNIE TROOP SHIT FISHING DERBY (Now extended to Sun. 10/12)

it is with great shame that today we announce to you the most unprestigious of all fishing derbies, the inaugural brownie troop "freshwater shit fishing derby". This event will take place nationwide and the entry process and rules are as follows:

each entrant must mail 10 dollars of u.s. cash to:

brownie troop fishing show
p.o. box 324
new hope, pa
18938

each entrant will then receive a custom BTFS tape measure via the u.s. mail, your ten dollars covers the cost of the tape measure and postage. The tape measure is nice, it is a 5 foot tape housed in a lovely plastic 3x2 case with our logo on the side. All fish must be photographed with the BTFS tape measure clearly in the frame. Fish will not be judged by weight, only by length alone, any entries not measured with your hand numbered tape will be disqualified. This is to discourage the killing of fish by bringing them to a tackle shop for weigh-ins. There is no reason to trust any of the entrants, myself included, but cheating is discouraged. All fish pictures must be mailed to vealmarsala@gmail.com, although we are starting a forum specifically for this event which can viewed at:

http://brownietroop.ning.com
posting to the derby thread is highly encouraged.

the following fish will be recognized by the governing body (me) as follows:

Sunfish/Bluegill/Perch/Crappie/Rock Bass
Catfish, any species.
Carp

the trophies will be presented as follows:
largest in class (3 seperate trophies)
largest fish overall (wins the grand prize--a brand new Zebco rod and reel combo with hook and bobber starter kit.)

Fishing is unlimited to any body of water of your choosing. There are no restrictions on bait, tackle, or method of fishing. If you want to noodle in a 100lb catfish, then that is your right. The contest will begin upon receipt of your tape measure and end on October 12, 2008. No more entries will be accepted after September 26. the contest will be limited to 200 entrants, the amount of monogrammed tape measures I had printed. Join today, and be a part of the most shameful fishing derby known to mankind.

518 Comments

Comment by Muscles Marinara on August 29, 2008 at 2:20pm: Are the comments for this thread turned on and working? Anyone?

Comment by Jason on August 29, 2008 at 2:27pm: Works for me. Good luck to all participants.

Comment by patrick on August 29, 2008 at 2:35pm: oh shit, its on

Comment by patrick on August 29, 2008 at 3:10pm: I thought their would be more action on the boards....

i'll have to make a trip inshore to some freshwater, this will be a great way to unveil my new brownie troop flag on my boat. I'll send pics, its going to be totally tits.

Comment by ahab on August 29, 2008 at 4:32pm: I'm gonna noodle me a bigg'un. You bastards better be ready.

Comment by ZacLee on August 29, 2008 at 7:31pm: shoot some video if you're gonna noodle

Comment by Ben Adams on August 30, 2008 at 9:21am: I know where to bag some monster crappie !

Comment by Muscles Marinara on August 30, 2008 at 11:28am: well, enter the damn tournament then. i figure my best shot is the carp category because the catfish down south are a lot bigger than the ones up in jersey and pa.

Comment by Josh on August 30, 2008 at 11:40am: Do whitefish count as shit fish? They're as shitty a fish as we have around here. They are bottom feeders so maybe they'll go in the carp category.