Drivin' South

[Muscles Marinara]

That's Dreiwitz getting his back walked on at 4am. Things are tough out here. We're in Durham and the hotel has no water. I can't shower or shave and I'm covered in sweat and I smell like cigarettes and raw onion and b.o. I haven't eaten since yesterday. Last night's show in Richmond was off the hook. Richmond finally got a cool venue, it had been over ten years since we last played there, and we used to play there a lot. A local sushi chef brought us the most killer platter of sushi in the world and the people at the club were great, as was the crowd. D.C. was just okay in my opinion, not the best venue for Ween--our fans need the freedom to drink, smoke, and wander around. I've gotten some good fishing invites for tomorrow in Myrtle Beach--if we get in early enough I'm gonna try and pound the surf. We'll see how that works out.